EPISODE 8• Sandy vs. Mike____________________All New Episode!

Vitals


• KLGT Air Date: March 22, 1998
• Guest Keyboardist: Todd Price__________New Queen Pin: Mary Lou
• Bowlers: Sandy Oian/ 103 / Valvoline oil change & Two passes to the Brave New Workshop
Mike Warren/ 210 / Microwave oven
Welcome to "The Jerry Spinger Show"...er..."lets BOWL" where newly divorced Sandy Oian and Mike Warren battle eacher other for their microwave oven. Sandy starts her game slightly mediocre, leaving a brooklyn and not being able to pick up the spare. Mike's first time up results in a powerful, pin-spinning strike! Mike's girlfriend gives him hugs, kisses, and other slightly sugary public displays of affection throughout the game. However, Sandy kicks back by nailing a strike. Then Mike retailiates with another pin-spinning strike. Who will win the prized microwave oven? Mike does when he nails yet another strike. Wally begins the show be screaming to the audience to "SHUT UP!", he hates the pig, and he actually swore! At one point in the show, we had to censor him (Happily, KLGT decided to give us a TV-PG rating). Hopefully Wally won't be so angry next week. I think the trip to the dayspa helped him out (if not hurt him). We are beginning to see Butch do more than just repair the lanes. We see him 'doo'-ing more (a clean way to say we caught him on the porcelain throne in the men's room).
Detroit. They rock. They performed the song "Keg Party Tonight" and it was just incredible! Each member has their own theme: the drummer wears a ski outfit; the keyboardist wears a wacky cowboy outfit; and bassist is 80's punk and the bassist wears 90's alternative with a Beatles haircut.
At one point, everyone needs attention: love, affection, dayspa. This is Chopper and Wally's day to get that 'special attention'. Chopper immediately gets surrounded by three women who serve his every need. Wally is forced to find his own way to the basement. Chopper gets it all: facial, massage, etc. Wally gets it all too. . .by some big guy who lives in the basement. What a life Chopper. He certainly gained a harem. Wally, poor soul, is forced to get a massage, ice down, and a shower (aaaahhh!) with the big guy (AAAAAAHHHHHHH!). Chopper leaves the dayspa feeling invigorated. Wally leaves feeling violated.Listen to this installment of "Inside Bowling" in RealAudio!
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