EPISODE 5• Claude vs. The Roman
 | Vitals
• KLGT Air Date: March 1, 1998
• The only episode that never aired on KXLI-41
• Bowlers: Claude / 88 / 6 lb. 11 oz. can of chili
The Roman / 95 / Old Country Buffet certificate
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After a weak few frames, Claude and The Roman started to improve their game. They improved so well that Claude even got a strike! And his only one of the game too! The Roman, from reports, went to Marquette University (where he was mugged) and works as a machinist in Fridley (MN). When asked about The Roman's get-up, Wally believes the he (the Roman...and maybe Wally himself) is insane. Peggy and Audrey had an unusual amount of energy on the lanes, probably due to their new cheerleader uniforms. The Roman started forming a fan club somewhere in the middle of the third frame.
Claude reminds Wally of his Uncle Phil. As described by Wally, Phil eats mayonnaise with his bare hands while telling dirty jokes. Did you know that Claude and The Roman share a common like? They both like cantaloupe. Okay, sorry. That was pointless.
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Being a Queen Pin is not easy. There are days of rigorous exercise and hours of screaming and pouting. And that is from their instructor, Roger Dearheart!
Anyway, Audrey and Peggy worked their tails to the bone and look what they have become: America's . . . er . . . Minnesota's bowling sweethearts! Listen to this installment of "Inside Bowling" in RealAudio!
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